The £109,000 Oscars goody bag includes vegan lip gloss, a 3-night stay in Tuscany...and a vibrator!


Via Esquire:





The Oscar's goody bag, presented every year to the host of the event plus the nominees in the best actor, actress, supporting actor/actress and director categories (21 in total), has always been a thing of infamy, wonderment and excess...for once giving some truth to the term "everone's a winner". And this year, with the prizes valued at $167,586.76 (£109,000) per bag, it has broken all previous records. So what the hell is in such an OTT party bag?? Esquire have revealed the full list of items:




  • $36 worth of vegan lip gloss.





  • A $68 pack of herbal tea lollipops, wrapped in 24ct edible gold leaf.



  • A $69 traveller's pillow.



  • $75 in Washington state apples.



  • A $250 vibrator.





  • $280 of organic maple syrup, salad dressings and mustard, plus a certificate of adoption for a Maple Tree in Notre-Dame-Des-Bois.





  • A $300 silk tie.



  • 10 sessions with a celebrity trainer, worth $900.



  • $1,200 worth of health products including: skin serum, protein powder, a hair growth stimulant, vitamins, and minerals.



  • A $1,548 VIP tour to a private sea salt preserve in the South of France.



  • A $4,068 wearable liposuction device.



  • A $5,000 "O-Shot" couples procedure to boost sex drives.



  • A $5,060 home spa system.



  • An $11,500, 3-night stay in a suite at Villa Armena in Tuscany, a 3-night stay at the Grand Hotel Excelsior Vittoria and a 3-night stay at the Grand Hotel Tremezzo in Lake Como.



  • A $12,500 'glamour camping' trip, including surfing, horseback riding and hot air balloon rides.



  • A $14,239 lifestyle makeover.





  • A $14,584 rail trip through the Canadian Rockies.



  • $20,000 worth of Audi rentals for one year.



  • A $20,000 gift certificate to have your 2015 horoscope predicted.



  • A $3.99 bag of gluten free, vegan popcorn.



  • $8.97 worth of mints.



  • $8.99 worth of nuts.



  • $8.99 worth of Dunkin Donuts coffee.



  • A $12 wallet that sticks to phones or smart devices.



  • A $15.99 copy of the novel An Invisible Thread.



  • $17 worth of candles.



  • $19.99 worth of acne treatment.



  • A $19.99 copy of the children's book Archibald's Next Big Thing.



  • A $23 reusable bottle.



  • $24.99 worth of protein shakes.



  • A $24.99 copy of The Kindness Diaries: One Man's Quest to Ignite Goodwill and Transform Lives Around the World.



  • A $25 edition of Show Me the Movie: The Movie Version of Charades.



  • A $35.99 organic T-shirt.



  • A $36 hand crocheted bracelet.



  • A $39.99 screen protector.



  • $40 flip flops.



  • $45 in gluten-free cookies.



  • $45.94 worth of workout supplements.



  • A $49.95 book of Turner's paintings from the Getty Museum.



  • $49.99 in clothing from American 'fitness model' Jennifer Nicole Lee's fashion line.



  • $50 in chocolate covered pretzels.



  • $54.50 heel protectors.



  • $56 worth of condoms.



  • $59 worth of dinnerware.



  • $60 voucher for TAGS fashion boutique.



  • A $75 bottle of Mezcal.



  • A $100 rechargeable sonic toothbrush.



  • $109.85 worth of stationary.





  • A $109.95 activity tracker.



  • A $115 'DermaWand' to reduce wrinkles.



  • $125-$225 worth of underwear.



  • $126.95 for their own star from the International Star Registry, plus a copy of Your Place in the Cosmos, Vol. 10.



  • A $149 face cream.



  • A $149.99 LG Tone Infinim wireless headset.



  • A $149 wearable camera from Narrative Clip.



  • A $150 "Old Hollywood" themed gift basket from Nostalgia Baskets.



  • A $150 custom sterling silver bracelet from inscribed with the latitude and longitude coordinates of the Oscar's venue, the Dolby Theater in LA.



  • $175-$300 worth of bow ties.



  • $197 worth of hair care products.



  • A $200 set of skin care products.



  • A $203 Italian scarf and backpack.



  • $250 worth of porcelain veneer toothpaste.



  • A $249 portable vaporizer.



  • A $270 watch.



  • A $280 private tour of Florida's Big Cat Rescue facility.



  • A $300 signed piece of art from artist and photographer Ron Kennedy Roecker.



  • $350 worth jewelry.



  • A $520 wellness book, plus aromatherapy massage, and an acupuncturist consultation.



  • $569 worth of wine.



  • $672 voucher for a year's supply of 'caffeinated club soda'.



  • $750 worth of shoes.



  • An $800 voucher for a dessert buffet.



  • A $1000 limited-edition cassette collector's item.



  • A $1,072 gift voucher for a 7-day retreat from Californian spa resort The Golden Door.



  • A $1,200 designer bike from Martone Cycling.



  • $5,000 in prints from LA artist Gunner Fox.



  • A $5,000 family portrait.



  • A $6,270 voucher for a 10,000 pet food donation to an animal shelter of the recipient's choice.



  • A $28,000 piece of custom-designed furniture.



  • And some Dove deodorant.




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