Read THIS...

£7million for an unknown playing in the third tier of Portuguese
football? Scott at Republik of Mancunia spells out exactly what we all think of
Fergies claims that their's ‘no value in the market’ now.

Read Mike Norrish at the Telegraph's claim that Wazza’s on the decline (for England,
anyway), and that Capello’s focus should be on ‘fixing’ him rather than falling
out with Becks.

After Giggsy’s beaut against Newcastle on Monday – confirming this as his 19th consecutive season scoring in the Premier League – the Telegraph look back at Ryan’s 5 best goals.

Another Scott one here. I was literally creasing my pants at
the responses to this picture in RoM's competition:

Personal favourites:

daveob82 says:

I need an adult!

vika09 says:

Shh Shh. Where you’re from, this is legal.

shabadu84 says:

Smith: Oh Chicharito, my precious, I am so happy that you have joined me in England. I’ve been watching you in the World Cup you know. You were magnificent. I always knew…one day, I would get a chance to share the pitch with you, to touch you, to take in your Little Green Pea-ness firsthand.

Chicharito: FERGIE!!!!

Dec the red says:

Rape: It’s not for everyone.