Tevez vs Neville

As if his pathetic, childish display in front of the world - and, of course, his former employers that HE refused to sign for - was not embarrassing enough, the so-ridiculously-ugly-it-hurts-my-eyes-to-look-at-him-for-extended-periods twat decided it would be an even better idea to chat some delirious, wacko bull-shit to some of his hombre's on Argentinian ESPN; thus magnificently and oh so pointlessly vilifying himself further...but of course he is so 100% over his former club.

So it all kicked off over something his former captain said, did it? So what exactly did Neville say to make him completely lose it?

"The manager over the years has made many decisions with regard to players coming and going – and he has almost always been proved correct.

"Over a period of 20 years he may have got one or two wrong, and I think he has admitted that himself, but he knows exactly what he’s doing and he understands when a player’s time is up. I can’t disagree with his decision on Tevez. He was a good player for us but, if the financial demands are too big, then that’s just the way it goes."

...hmm. And your response to that shocking quote, you disgusting pile of shit?

"My celebration was directed at Gary Neville. He acted like a complete sock-sucker (boot-licker) when he said I wasn’t worth £25m just to suck up to the manager. 

"I don’t know what the hell that idiot is talking about me for. I never said anything about him. I will never show a lack of respect towards anyone. Just as I was running off to celebrate the penalty I had scored, I came across Gary and I said to myself: 'Shut your trap, keep quiet'. 

"I didn’t go overboard in my celebration and it was directed at Gary, not at Ferguson and not at the fans. I think he did the wrong thing because I was his team-mate and I never said anything bad about him. He was saying that Ferguson was right when he said that I wasn’t worth £25m, when he was saying this and that … I always respected Neville."

"I was at lunch with the players in the team hotel and all the papers were laid out. I read them – well, ‘read them’, obviously I don’t read (English). My team-mates were telling me about it and asking what I thought."

"I wondered to myself: what’s the tarado (moron) talking about me for when I never said anything about him... It was a lack of respect for a compañero (fellow footballer), aside of the fact that we had won a lot of things together."

...so on a final reflective note; what exactly have you proved here, Carlos? Well, firstly that you're the moron for living in this country for about four years yet still not being able to read, write or speak a word of English. But in footballing terms, what exactly was you're point? "Up yours Neville, I am worth £25million because I can score against my old club in the Carling Cup"? Right. 

So, just to clarify: you haven't won the League, any personal accolade or any genuine success whatsoever. In fact, if anything, it's fair to say you lost the respect of your peers as soon as you jumped oh so casually on the City money machine. And you feel the perfect way to protest was against the club who are competing for their 4th title in a row, no.19 in total, as well as boasting the greatest footballing heritage, traditions and manager in the modern game? Fucking torado.